Smells Like You're Gay Candle - Rose and Patchouli

Love stinks, but this candle doesn’t. Smells Like You’re Gay is here to make Valentine’s Day as unapologetically queer as it should be. Patchouli and rose collide in a scent that’s equal parts “text me when you get home” and “I’ll make us matching keychains.” Cupid’s drunk on boxed wine, an angel’s hooking up with a bear, and somewhere, a u-haul is being loaded – this is what romance actually smells like.

Hand-poured in East Lawrencetown, Nova Scotia, this 7.2-ounce soy wax candle burns cleaner than your ex ever did. Paraben and phthalate-free, it’s perfect for making your space smell like love, lust, and the kind of vibes Hallmark could never handle.

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• Capacity: 7.2 ounces
• Tinted Glass. Kraft Label.
• Original Hand-Drawn Art
• 40-50 Hours of Burn Time.

In a far-off corner of a fluffy cloudscape, where angels sip champagne and bears roam with nothing to hide, a love story unfolds that Cupid couldn’t have written if he tried. This wasn’t your usual Valentine’s Day setup – no cliché roses, no awkward dinner dates. This was a world where arrows were tipped with glitter, and every embrace came with just the right amount of chaos.

One starry night, an angel with a crooked halo stumbled across a bear with a penchant for poetry and snacks. The two fell into each other’s arms (and onto a bed of rose petals, naturally) and decided to create a scent so intoxicating it would make even Aphrodite swoon. With patchouli stolen from a celestial garden and roses plucked fresh from the bear’s dreams, they crafted a fragrance that smelled like queer joy, untamed love, and just a hint of trouble.

Now, every time you light your Smells Like You’re Gay candle, you’re bringing their unapologetic romance into your space. A scent that’s bold, tender, and a little bit kinky – because love doesn’t play by the rules, and neither should you.