Don't Touch Me

Unless I say So
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Through thought-provoking graphics and quality production we create comfortable pieces for uncomfortable conversations. Whether through heartbreak or humour, every product tells a story we all share.

Voted Wildly Soft & Perfectly Weird

If the design doesn't totally win your heart the comfy fabric and fit sure will!

Chelsea

I bought this shirt when it first came out and I LOVE it. The shirt is really soft but without being thin. I have washed it probably half a dozen times and it has not lost any colour or shape. The design is A+ and so is the printing.

Emily

Oh my god this sweater is actually perfect. Sarah and Jill have always made sure that they’re going above and beyond in the quality department of the products that they are producing and this collection does not fall short.

Alexie

Love everything about this tee. I get so many compliments on it and it's meaning really struck a chord with me. Super comfy and love the acid wash!!

Preeya

I. LOVE. THIS. TEE. It's sooo comfortable, falls in all the good places and is on constant rotation.

Mabz

Love it. It's very hard to find a shirt that not only looks and fits great, but feels great to wear! Love this shit... My soul is happy.

Dante

Okay, this tank is literally perfect. Perfect crop length, loose for comfort but not so loose I feel like I’m gunna bust out. Wear it with sweats, wear it with jeans, hell, wear it with nothing else but your undies (guilty)! And don’t forget, oh so soft.

Devon

The length. The fit. The design. The quality of material. ITS ALL PERFECT. Seriously, these tees feel like you are wearing a cloud crafted to fit you!

Kel

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Dont Touch Me T-Shirt
$49.00 CAD
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Dont Touch Me 1/4 Zip Sweater
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Dont Touch Me T-Shirt

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How many times do we have to say it. Don't touch me. Unless I say so, of course. If that's the rule I give you, that's the rule you follow.

Model 1 is wearing size small full crop.

Model 2 is wearing size medium standard length, tucked in.

Model 3 is wearing size xl standard length.

Model 4 is wearing size 2xl semi crop.

Model 5 is wearing size medium full crop.

Our 100% ring-spun cotton gender inclusive shirts are coloured using a unique dying process. This allows for softer shades and finishes giving each shirt unique character. These ultra soft originals naturally have a lived-in look. Made ethically.

SIZE

 S M L XL 2XL 3XL
HPS Length 28 29 30 31 32 33
Bust 1" below armhole 19 20.5 22.5 24.5 26.5 28.5

 

Sizes are in Inches.

High Point Shoulder (HPS) is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

Bust/Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole, seam to seam.

Standard: No material removed. Standard gender inclusive length.

Semi Crops: 6-8 inches are removed depending on size. Does not show belly in high waisted pants on most people.

Full Crops: 8-10 inches are removed depending on size. Shows belly in high waisted pants on most people.

Gender Inclusive.

Need more help? Check out our details size guide here.

Machine wash cold. No bleach or stain remover. Do not spot treat with detergent or stain removers. Lay flat to dry. Iron or steam inside out. Do not dry clean.

For stain treatment, only use a small amount of blue dawn dish soap and rub gently with your finger. Let it soak in the material for an hour and then wash as instructed.

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Dont Touch Me Biker Shorts
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Dont Touch Me Biker Shorts

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How many times do we have to say it. Don't touch me. Unless I say so, of course. If that's the rule I give you, that's the rule you follow.

Model 1: Wearing size Small

Model 2: Wearing size 2XL

Model 3: Wearing size Medium

SIZE

 XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist 27 29 31 34 36 39-42 43-35
Inseam 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

 

Sizes are in Inches.

Gender Inclusive.

Extra High Rise & Fitted.

Need more help? Check out our detailed size guide here.

  • Elastic waistband.
  • Stretch jersey.
  • 95% Cotton, 5% Elastane.
Dont Touch Me Sweat Shorts
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Dont Touch Me Sweat Shorts

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How many times do we have to say it. Don't touch me. Unless I say so, of course. If that's the rule I give you, that's the rule you follow.

Short version: Model is wearing size small

Long version: Model is wearing size medium

SIZE

 S M L XL 2XL
Waist 28-31 31-33 33-35 35-38 38-42
Inseam Short 6 6 6 6 6
Inseam Long 9 9 9 9 9

 

Sizes are in Inches.

 

Gender Inclusive.

Need more help? Check out our detailed size guide here.

Our 80% ring spun cotton and 20% recycled polyester gender inclusive joggers and sweatshorts are coloured using a unique dying process. This process gives our joggers and shorts that vintage / washed character.

  • elastic waistband with flat drawcord
  • 1x1 ribbing at ankle cuffs
  • sewn eyelets
  • sewn fly detail
  • back pocket & Jersey lined hand pockets
  • relaxed fit
  • Shorts have a tapered knee opening

Made Ethically.

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Dont Touch Me 1/4 Zip Sweater
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Dont Touch Me 1/4 Zip Sweater

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How many times do we have to say it. Don't touch me. Unless I say so, of course. If that's the rule I give you, that's the rule you follow.

Model 1 Full Photo: Wearing size Small

Model 2 Full Photo: Wearing size Medium

Our 100% ring spun cotton gender inclusive mid-weight sweaters are coloured using a unique dying process. This process gives our sweaters that vintage / washed character. Made Ethically.
Our sweaters and hoodies fit over-sized. If you'd like it to be snug, we recommend ordering a size down.
SIZE
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
HPS Length
27
28
29
30
31
32
Bust
20
22
23.5
25.5
27
28
Sleeve Length
34.5
35.5
36.5
37.4
38.5
39.5

 

Sizes are in Inches.

High Point Shoulder (HPS) is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt.

Bust/Width measures across the bust 1” below the armhole, seam to seam

Sleeve length measures from centre back to hem.

Gender Inclusive.

Need more help? Check out our details size guide here.

Machine wash cold. No bleach or stain remover. Do not spot treat with detergent or stain removers. Lay flat to dry. Iron or steam inside out. Do not dry clean.

For stain treatment, only use a small amount of blue dawn dish soap and rub gently with your finger. Let it soak in the material for an hour and then wash as instructed.

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Dont Touch Me Joggers

$79.00 CAD
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How many times do we have to say it. Don't touch me. Unless I say so, of course. If that's the rule I give you, that's the rule you follow.

Model 1 is wearing size XL

Model 2 is wearing size Small

Our 80% ring spun cotton and 20% recycled polyester gender inclusive joggers and sweatshorts are coloured using a unique dying process. This process gives our joggers and shorts that vintage / washed character.

  • elastic waistband with flat drawcord
  • 1x1 ribbing at ankle cuffs
  • sewn eyelets
  • sewn fly detail
  • back pocket & Jersey lined hand pockets
  • relaxed fit
  • Shorts have a tapered knee opening

Made Ethically.

SIZE

 S M L XL 2XL 3XL
WAIST 28-31 31-33 33-35 35-38 38-42 42-46
INSEAM 29.5 30 30 30.5 30.5 31
OUTSEAM 40 41 41.5 42.5 43 43.5
  • Sits High Waisted
  • Can fold down for comfort
  • Skinny leg

Sizes are in Inches.

Gender Inclusive.

Need more help? Check out our details size guide here.

Machine wash cold. No bleach or stain remover. Do not spot treat with detergent or stain removers. Lay flat to dry. Iron or steam inside out. Do not dry clean.

For stain treatment, only use a small amount of blue dawn dish soap and rub gently with your finger. Let it soak in the material for an hour and then wash as instructed.

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review Write a review

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