Smells Like You're Gay Candle
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If you're smelling something fruity, it must be you. Our Smells Like You're Gay Candle is here to wrangle your senses with the delightful aroma of White Lotus and Peach. Featuring a peach cowboy riding a unicorn floatie in the desert, this candle brings a touch of Western charm to any room.
Crafted with 100% soy wax, this 7.2-ounce beauty is paraben and phthalate-free, ensuring a clean burn that's as pure as a prairie breeze. Each candle is hand-poured in Lawrencetown, Nova Scotia, Canada, bringing a piece of artisanal craftsmanship straight to your homestead. Saddle up and enjoy the ride, because this candle is the perfect companion for anyone looking to add a little sass and sparkle to their space.
Processing Times: Same day / Next day
Shipping: 2-7 Business Days*
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• Capacity: 7.2 ounces
• Tinted Glass. Kraft Label.
• Original Hand-Drawn Art
• 40-50 Hours of Burn Time.
In the heart of the sun-soaked desert, where tumbleweeds roll and cacti stand tall, there lived a peach cowboy with a flair for the fabulous. One day, this peach cowboy, donning a sparkling hat and rainbow boots, set out on a quest to find the most enchanting scent in the West. With a lasso made of glitter and a heart full of pride, our hero roamed the desert until, lo and behold, they spotted a unicorn floatie drifting through the sands.
With a swift flick of the wrist, the peach cowboy lassoed the unicorn floatie, and together, they embarked on an adventure of scent and wonder. They journeyed through fields of blooming White Lotus and groves of ripe Peaches, collecting the finest aromas to create a candle like no other.
Now, every time you light the Smells Like You're Gay candle, you're not just filling your space with the delightful fragrance of White Lotus and Peach—you're embracing a story of courage, joy, and Western charm.
