Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind

Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt

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Dive deep into introspection with our Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt. This tee is for those who find strength in acknowledging their inner battles and wear their introspective nature with pride. Made from 100% mineral-washed cotton, this tee offers a luxuriously soft, vintage feel that exudes effortless coolness.

The bold graphic captures the essence of facing life's existential questions with a blend of humor and courage. Each tee is unique, thanks to the mineral wash process, making every piece a one-of-a-kind expression of individuality. The heavyweight 320 GSM fabric ensures durability while maintaining a plush, comfortable fit.

Our commitment to inclusivity shines through with our gender-neutral and size-inclusive design. For precise measurements, refer to our size guide.

Model 1 is 5'10", wearing a size small.

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Easy 30-Day Returns: We want to make your experience with Octopied Mind unforgettable. For this reason, our Returns Policy is super simple. You have 30 days from receiving your order to decide if it's not quite right. Everything you buy on our site is eligible for return except final sale items, small accessories, graveyard (defect) items and intimates. Due to high product demand and small-batch production, we don't allow exchanges. Please visit our returns page for more info.

• 83% cotton, 17% polyester
• Mineral washed cotton double-sided fabric.
• Heavy weight 320gsm.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-printed.
• Discharge Ink.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Introducing the Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt—because if our internal spirals mirror the Earth's relentless orbit through the cosmic abyss, let's ensure we travel in style.

From alien invasions to mundane Monday mornings, our designs are for those who find beauty in the absurd, comfort in the chaos, and a reason to laugh when the void stares back. Why? Because what we resist persists, and what we embrace transforms into something equally nonsensical—yet, somehow, a bit more bearable... I suppose.

As we contemplate the mysteries of existence and our insignificance, we find comfort in its shared absurdity. Through laughter and self-expression, we defy the void's indifference and give meaning to our own lives in the vast expanse of the universe.

However, if nothing truly matters, neither does money, so why not spend it here? Because you certainly can't take it to the next inevitable destination.

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Meet Sarah Vezina (left) and Jill Davis (right), two inseparable souls from the small town of Dalhousie, New Brunswick. Their paths intertwined from childhood, sharing neighbourhoods, bus rides, babysitters, and even a bike— a testament to their unbreakable bond and shared experiences.

Their journey of togetherness didn’t just stop at childhood adventures; it evolved into a harmonious blend of creativity and intellect, leading them to leave their corporate confines to embark on a journey of artistic exploration together.

Octopied Mind is the brainchild of their merged creativity and essence, a canvas where their unique and vulnerable graphic art comes to life. It’s not just a brand; it’s a reflection of their shared visions and the melting pot of their innovative spirits.

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