Smells Like You're Gay Candle - Pumpkin Spice

If you’re picking up on that spicy scent lingering in the air, it's our Smells Like You’re Gay Pumpkin Spice Candle – and honey, it's not just the pumpkin that's getting roasted tonight. Picture this: a jack-o-lantern in a harness, cozying up by the fire with a book called "Love Bites." It's fall, but we’re serving more than just cozy vibes – we’re bringing the spice that makes autumn nights even hotter. Because why settle for basic when you can have a pumpkin that knows its way around a safe word?

This 7.2-ounce stunner is hand-poured with 100% soy wax in Lawrencetown, Nova Scotia, because even candles this kinky need to be pure at heart. Paraben and phthalate-free, it burns cleaner than your dirtiest thoughts – making it the perfect companion for those long, adventurous nights when the air gets crisp and the spice levels rise.

In a shadowy corner of the fall forest, where the leaves crunch underfoot and the air is thick with the smell of burning wood, there lived a pumpkin with a mischievous side. Not your average jack-o-lantern, mind you – this one had a flair for the freaky and a taste for the wickedly fun. Donning a leather harness and fishnet stockings, our pumpkin friend loved nothing more than curling up by the fire with a book in one hand and a whip in the other.

One crisp autumn night, this spicy jack-o-lantern set out to create a scent that would capture the essence of fall with just the right amount of edge. After roasting in the fire and stirring up a storm of cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg, the pumpkin infused its creation with a touch of sass. The result? A seductive scent that’s equal parts cozy and daring – perfect for those who like their fall a little kinkier.

Now, every time you light your Smells Like You’re Gay candle, you're inviting the spirit of this spicy jack-o-lantern into your space. A scent that reminds you to embrace the season with a wink, a smile, and just the right amount of spice.

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