Flirty Object T-Shirt (UFO)

The Flirty Object T-Shirt (UFO) maps the only dating plan worth following. Step 1: clock the unidentified hottie. Step 2: flirt like your atoms depend on it. Step 3: grab your bestie and dip. Love is out there. Earth is canceled.

Made from 100% soft cotton jersey with a mid-weight 210 GSM, this tee is built for those who fall fast, flirt hard, and flee the scene in style. The unisex, boxy fit brings a structured, laid-back silhouette that works on every body. And the hand-drawn comic-style graphic? Pure intergalactic chaos, captured frame by frame. This one’s for the hopeless romantics who never played it safe—and never will.

Our commitment to inclusivity shines with our gender and size-inclusive fits. For precise measurements, refer to our size guide.

Cassidy is 5’10”. Bust: 37”, Waist: 31”, Hips: 36”. Wearing a size small.

Brett is 5'7". Bust: 48.5”, Waist: 43”, Hips: 51”. Wearing a size 2XL.

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Processing Times: Same day / Next day

Shipping: 2-7 Business Days*

Easy 30-Day Returns: We want to make your experience with Octopied Mind unforgettable. For this reason, our Returns Policy is super simple. You have 30 days from receiving your order to decide if it's not quite right. Everything you buy on our site is eligible for return except final sale items, small accessories, graveyard (defect) items and intimates. Due to high product demand and small-batch production, we don't allow exchanges. Please visit our returns page for more info.

Commonly Asked Questions Continued

• Unisex sizing, boxy fit.
• 100% soft cotton jersey.
• Mid-weight 210 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Embroidery & Screen-printed.
• Water-based ink.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Love doesn’t follow rules—and it sure as hell doesn’t stay on Earth. UFO was inspired by queer crushes, impulsive decisions, and the dream of leaving everything behind with someone who truly gets you. It’s electric, unexpected, and a little bit reckless in the best way.

This design is for those who fall for the strange and stay for the spark. For the best friend who says “let’s go” before asking where. For the romantics who know real connection isn’t about labels—it’s about energy, instinct, and shared escape plans.

Because sometimes the most honest thing you can do is flirt, run, and never look back.