Destined To Disappoint Mineral Wash Sweatpants

The Destined to Disappoint Sweatpants wrap you in comfort while reminding you that letting people down was always part of the plan. Featuring a high-rise fit, relaxed silhouette, elastic cuffs, and deep pockets, they’re built for both lounging and questionable adventures. The design is scattered with mocking tarot cards, teardrops, and cheeky “Last Chance” motifs—like little reminders that destiny has a sense of humor. Soft enough to sink into, bold enough to make your failures look intentional.

Match with our Destined to Disappoint Hoodie or Mineral Wash Tee to complete the look.

Our commitment to inclusivity is reflected in our gender and size-inclusive fits. For exact measurements, please refer to our size guide.

Cassidy is 5’10”. Bust: 37”, Waist: 31”, Hips: 36”. Wearing a size medium.

Brett is 5’7”. Bust: 48.5”, Waist: 43”, Hips: 51”. Wearing a size 2XL.

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Easy 30-Day Returns: We want to make your experience with Octopied Mind unforgettable. For this reason, our Returns Policy is super simple. You have 30 days from receiving your order to decide if it's not quite right. Everything you buy on our site is eligible for return except final sale items, small accessories, graveyard (defect) items and intimates. Due to high product demand and small-batch production, we don't allow exchanges. Please visit our returns page for more info.

Commonly Asked Questions Continued

• 100% cotton.
• Mineral wash fabric.
• Heavy-weight 360 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-printed.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Step right up, folks! Picture yourself wandering through the gates of a delightfully decrepit carnival, where the rides are just as rickety as your life plans and the air is thick with the scent of burnt popcorn and questionable choices.

The sun sets, casting shadows over the carnival rides that creak and groan, each turn revealing another chance to laugh at your misfortune. You stumble upon a mysterious tent, its entrance adorned with tarot cards that seem to mock you. A sign reads, "Destined to Disappoint – Enter if you dare."

With a shrug, because why not, you step inside. The fortune teller's table is set, the cards laid out before you promising to reveal... well, probably another round of bad luck. Each card flipped tells a story of delightful chaos—a teardrop here, a “Last Chance” tarot card there, and symbols that remind you destiny has a twisted sense of humor.

You chuckle, because what else can you do? Life is a wild ride, after all, and it's better to laugh at the mess than to cry over spilled dreams. The carnival's magic lies not in the perfection of the experience but in the quirks, the flaws, and the unpredictable detours that keep you guessing.

As you exit the tent, the carnival lights flicker—half of them burnt out, naturally. But in that dim glow, you see the beauty of embracing your wonderfully chaotic existence. You’ve accepted the delightful mess that is your life, and it’s left you with a story worth telling.