Embrace the Existential Dread Crewneck

Discover the perfect blend of style and sentiment with our "Embrace the Existential Dread" Crewneck. Crafted for those who find strength in introspection, this piece isn't just a garment—it's a statement. Made with the finest 100% premium cotton, it promises not only a soft touch and comforting embrace but also a resilience to accompany you on your journey of self-discovery.

This heavyweight 320 GSM crewneck is as durable as it is plush. Wearing it means carrying a message that resonates deeply: it's okay to face your inner battles. It's about showing up for yourself, acknowledging the struggle, and transforming it into an emblem of courage.

Our commitment to inclusivity shines with our gender and size-inclusive fits. For precise measurements, refer to our size guide.

Model is 5'10 wearing a size Medium.

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• 100% mineral washed cotton.
• Heavy-weight 320 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-Printed.
• Plastisol Ink (due to nature of fabric).
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Introducing the Embrace the Existential Dread Crewneck—because if our internal spirals mirror the Earth's relentless orbit through the cosmic abyss, let's ensure we travel in style.

From alien invasions to mundane Monday mornings, our designs are for those who find beauty in the absurd, comfort in the chaos, and a reason to laugh when the void stares back. Why? Because what we resist persists, and what we embrace transforms into something equally nonsensical—yet, somehow, a bit more bearable... I suppose.

As we contemplate the mysteries of existence and our insignificance, we find comfort in its shared absurdity. Through laughter and self-expression, we defy the void's indifference and give meaning to our own lives in the vast expanse of the universe.

However, if nothing truly matters, neither does money, so why not spend it here? Because you certainly can't take it to the next inevitable destination.