Chronically Dehydrated T-Shirt

For the ones who forget to drink water but never forget their existential dread—this tee’s for you. Featuring hand-drawn artwork of a wilting echinacea trapped in a snake-covered vessel, it’s our tribute to the chronically parched and emotionally overcooked. Screen-printed front and back on mid-weight 210 GSM cotton, this shirt is soft, breathable, and slightly regretful. Just like you.

The Chronically Dehydrated tee comes in a unisex, boxy fit with your choice of classic or cropped cut depending on how much chaos you’re channeling. Made from 100% ethically-sourced cotton jersey, it’s a wearable reminder to hydrate… or don’t. Thirsty by nature, neglected by choice.

Our commitment to inclusivity shines through with our gender-neutral and size-inclusive design. For precise measurements, refer to our size guide.

Cassidy is 5’10”. Bust: 37”, Waist: 31”, Hips: 36”. Wearing a size small.

Brett is 5'7". Bust: 48.5”, Waist: 43”, Hips: 51”. Wearing a size 2XL.

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Easy 30-Day Returns: We want to make your experience with Octopied Mind unforgettable. For this reason, our Returns Policy is super simple. You have 30 days from receiving your order to decide if it's not quite right. Everything you buy on our site is eligible for return except final sale items, small accessories, graveyard (defect) items and intimates. Due to high product demand and small-batch production, we don't allow exchanges. Please visit our returns page for more info.

Commonly Asked Questions Continued

• Unisex sizing, boxy fit.
• 100% soft cotton jersey.
• Mineral wash fabric.
• Mid-weight 210 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-printed.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Chronically Dehydrated started with the idea of neglect dressed up as normal. A drooping echinacea, known for its healing properties, growing out of a snake-wrapped vase felt like the right kind of contradiction. The snake symbolizes patterns we can’t seem to break, and the flower is what’s left of us when we keep choosing everything but rest, care, or hydration. It’s a little tragic, a little funny, and very much intentional.

The phrase thirsty by nature, neglected by choice came as a half-joke and stayed because it was too real to ignore. This piece isn’t trying to inspire you to change—it’s just holding up a mirror with a dry smirk. The design lives in that strange space between knowing what you need and choosing not to do it. Because sometimes, that’s the vibe.