(Defected) Bite Me T-Shirt

Gender Inclusive Fit.

Crop customizations are raw-edge.

Original art hand-drawn by co-owner, Jill Davis.

Screen printed in our partner studio located in Ottawa, ON.

Screen-print machinery requires manual adjustments and close supervision. This means print appearance may have slight variation from one product to the next.

Pricing is reduced according to extent of defect. Defects can range from print clarity or mishaps, missing logos (front or back), design malfunctions, fabric quality or threading issues, stains / ink speckles and more.

By purchasing items from the graveyard (defect) collection you agree that you are knowingly purchasing a product that is not up to quality standards and present one or more issues. All items are final sale and not eligible for refunds.

In Stock Items: As a small business we take 2-12 business days to fulfill orders. Once your order has been packed at our warehouse it is dropped off at a Chit Chats location where packages are processed and then handed to country-specific carriers (Canada Post, USPS, DHL, etc.)

Pre-order Items: If your order contains a pre-order item, all items are held until the pre-order items are ready. Please see individual product page for approximate shipping dates for pre-order items.

Made-to-order Items: If your order contains a made-to-order item (ie. swimwear) these items are made and shipped directly by our certified supplier. All other items will be shipped by the team at Octopied Mind from our warehouse in Ottawa, ON Canada.

To the a-holes running the world into the ground: Bite Me. You won't catch me swimming with the sharks to make it to the top. I'LL RIDE YOU LIKE A PONY. Giddy up, betch.

We live in a society that conditions us to believe fitting in with the status quo leads to happiness & success. This has created a humanity that is complacent and judgmental of those who break the mold and fearful of change.

Despite having the ability to think for ourselves, we default to the mob mentality because when we are a part of something, we gain a (false) sense of belonging. This illusion tricks our ego into thinking that we are superior to those who carve their own path.

Be skeptical of the institutions that make you out to be nothing but a cog in the machine. "Reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world.” [Terence McKenna]