Destined To Disappoint Mineral Wash Sweatshorts

• Relaxed Fit.
• 100% mineral wash cotton.
• Small-batch dyeing creates natural tone variation.
• Coordinating sets will have color differences.
• Heavy-weight 360 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-printed.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Cassidy is 5’10”. Bust: 37”, Waist: 31”, Hips: 36”. Wearing a size Small.
Brett is 5'7". Bust: 48.5”, Waist: 43”, Hips: 51”. Wearing a size 2X.

Step right up, folks! Picture yourself wandering through the gates of a delightfully decrepit carnival, where the rides are just as rickety as your life plans and the air is thick with the scent of burnt popcorn and questionable choices.

The sun sets, casting shadows over the carnival rides that creak and groan, each turn revealing another chance to laugh at your misfortune. You stumble upon a mysterious tent, its entrance adorned with tarot cards that seem to mock you. A sign reads, "Destined to Disappoint – Enter if you dare."

With a shrug, because why not, you step inside. The fortune teller's table is set, the cards laid out before you promising to reveal... well, probably another round of bad luck. Each card flipped tells a story of delightful chaos—a teardrop here, a “Last Chance” tarot card there, and symbols that remind you destiny has a twisted sense of humor.

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