Embrace the Existential Dread T-Shirt
- Warehouse Sale: Some products are only on sale in select sizes (XXS + 4X-6X) as well as Length Long where available. Thank you for helping us make room for new styles & improved fits.
• Relaxed Fit.
• 83% cotton, 17% polyester.
• Mineral Wash Fabric.
• Heavyweight 280 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-printed.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.
Cassidy is 5’10”. Bust: 37”, Waist: 31”, Low Hip: 38”. Wearing a size Small, length of garment 19"
Brett is 5'7". Bust: 48.5”, Waist: 43”, Low Hip: 51”. Wearing a size 2X, length of garment 23"
Free Shipping:
Canada: Orders over $200 CAD
USA: Orders over $175 USD
Processing Times: Same / Next Day
Shipping: 2-7 Business Days
45-Day Returns: Eligible items can be returned through our returns portal. We do not offer free returns or exchanges.
USA Duties / Tariffs: As of 12.05.25 we are exclusively shipping U.S. orders from our USA warehouse. Read update.
Introducing the Embrace the Existential Dread Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt, because if our internal spirals mirror the Earth's relentless orbit through the cosmic abyss, let's ensure we travel in style.
From alien invasions to mundane Monday mornings, our designs are for those who find beauty in the absurd, comfort in the chaos, and a reason to laugh when the void stares back. Why? Because what we resist persists, and what we embrace transforms into something equally nonsensical, yet, somehow, a bit more bearable... I suppose.
As we contemplate the mysteries of existence and our insignificance, we find comfort in its shared absurdity. Through laughter and self-expression, we defy the void's indifference and give meaning to our own lives in the vast expanse of the universe.
However, if nothing truly matters, neither does money, so why not spend it here? Because you certainly can't take it to the next inevitable destination.