Not Today Sticker

Not Today Sticker is your glossy little shield against the world’s expectations. For the days when getting out of bed feels like a heroic act and showing up just isn’t in the cards. This sticker says it all so you don’t have to—because sometimes surviving is enough.

Printed on high-quality vinyl with a sleek, glossy finish, this 3.5-inch sticker is water-resistant, scratch-proof, and ready to stick with you through every wave of “nope.” Whether it’s on your laptop, journal, or water bottle, it’s a gentle rebellion against toxic positivity and burnout culture.

From alien invasions to mundane Monday mornings, our designs are for those who find beauty in the absurd, comfort in the chaos, and a reason to laugh when the void stares back. Why? Because what we resist persists, and what we embrace transforms into something equally nonsensical—yet, somehow, a bit more bearable... I suppose.

As we contemplate the mysteries of existence and our insignificance, we find comfort in its shared absurdity. Through laughter and self-expression, we defy the void's indifference and give meaning to our own lives in the vast expanse of the universe.

However, if nothing truly matters, neither does money, so why not spend it here? Because you certainly can't take it to the next inevitable destination.

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Processing Times: Same day / Next day

Shipping: 2-7 Business Days*

Easy 30-Day Returns: Not quite right? Send it back within 30 days through our returns portal. For product return eligibility, see our Returns Policy.