Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Destined to Disappoint Heavy Weight Vintage T-Shirt - Octopied Mind
Heavyweight | Relaxed Fit

Destined to Disappoint T-Shirt

Regular price$56.00
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• Relaxed Fit.
• 83% cotton, 17% polyester.
• Heavyweight 280 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Screen-printed.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

Cassidy is 5’10ā€. Bust: 37ā€, Waist: 31ā€, Hips: 36ā€. Wearing a size Small.
Brett is 5'7". Bust: 48.5ā€, Waist: 43ā€, Hips: 51ā€. Wearing a size 2X.

Step right up, folks! Picture yourself wandering through the gates of a delightfully decrepit carnival, where the rides are just as rickety as your life plans and the air is thick with the scent of burnt popcorn and questionable choices.

The sun sets, casting shadows over the carnival rides that creak and groan, each turn revealing another chance to laugh at your misfortune. You stumble upon a mysterious tent, its entrance adorned with tarot cards that seem to mock you. A sign reads, "Destined to Disappoint – Enter if you dare."

With a shrug, because why not, you step inside. The fortune teller's table is set, the cards laid out before you promising to reveal... well, probably another round of bad luck. Each card flipped tells a story of delightful chaos—a teardrop here, a ā€œLast Chanceā€ tarot card there, and symbols that remind you destiny has a twisted sense of humor.

You chuckle, because what else can you do? Life is a wild ride, after all, and it's better to laugh at the mess than to cry over spilled dreams. The carnival's magic lies not in the perfection of the experience but in the quirks, the flaws, and the unpredictable detours that keep you guessing.

As you exit the tent, the carnival lights flicker—half of them burnt out, naturally. But in that dim glow, you see the beauty of embracing your wonderfully chaotic existence. You’ve accepted the delightful mess that is your life, and it’s left you with a story worth telling.

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