Embrace the Existential Dread Sticker
• Die-cut
• Matte finish
• Water-resistant, scratch-proof vinyl
• Perfect for laptops, bottles and journals
From alien invasions to mundane Monday mornings, our designs are for those who find beauty in the absurd, comfort in the chaos, and a reason to laugh when the void stares back. Why? Because what we resist persists, and what we embrace transforms into something equally nonsensical—yet, somehow, a bit more bearable... I suppose.
As we contemplate the mysteries of existence and our insignificance, we find comfort in its shared absurdity. Through laughter and self-expression, we defy the void's indifference and give meaning to our own lives in the vast expanse of the universe.
However, if nothing truly matters, neither does money, so why not spend it here? Because you certainly can't take it to the next inevitable destination.
Free Shipping: Not Available 11/26/2025 to 12/3/2025
Processing Times USA: Same / Next Day
Processing Times Canada: Delayed due to an urgent warehouse relocation.
Shipping: 2-7 Business Days
45-Day Returns: Eligible items can be returned through our returns portal. We do not offer free returns or exchanges.
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