Past My Prime T-Shirt

• 100% soft cotton jersey.
• Mid-weight 210 GSM.
• Hand drawn graphics.
• Embroidery & Screen-printed.
• Water-based ink.
• For best care, wash cold and lay flat to dry.

🍌How does everyone have a serious opinion on the perfect banana ripeness? (Level 7 is the obvious choice - swipe to end to find out yours) Well, society's just as pushy about the timelines in our lives. We can't be alone in feeling the weight of those 'should-be-done-by-now' milestones and the never-ending chorus of "So, when are you buying a house?" or "Now that you're hitched, kids next?". Doesn't it all make you feel like you're being subtly nudged into life's big old freezer with every birthday?⁠ 🪦💀❄️
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But check this: those super ripe bananas, the mature ones that are all soft and tender, make the most slammin' banana bread. 😮‍💨👌🏽They're rich, sweet, and they're an antioxidant powerhouse! The same goes for us. As we age, we're not just getting old. We're becoming more refined, more nuanced. Sure, we might be dealing with a creaky knee, and yeah, existential dread becomes our annoying roommate, but with all that comes some seriously delightful wisdom and hard-earned life seasoning.⁠💪🏽
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So here's to the bittersweet truth: Every stage of life, like every stage of a banana's life, has its unique flavour and purpose. Sure, it might seem like we're past the supposed 'peak,' but everyone knows that an overripe banana is the secret to adding sweetness to any treat.⁠🍌🍭

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